Leading actor accidentally attends porn awards, can’t tell the difference

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In a quirky twist of fate, the 2018 Golden Globes and the Adult Video News Awards featured hot women who wore red just because they really like it.

One of Hollywood’s biggest male actors scheduled to appear at the Golden Globes accidentally went to the wrong awards ceremony Sunday night, and didn’t find out until the next morning.

“I’m embarrassed to say it, but I didn’t even know I was at the Adult Video News Awards until the day after,” said the actor who insisted on anonymity. “But based on the coverage of the Globes, I’d have to say the AVN ceremony was more honest.”

Most actors at both ceremonies wore black in solidarity with the female victims of sexual harassment, and both also featured hot women who bucked the trend by wearing red.

“It was a really strange morning,” said the leading man. “When I read that Blanca Blanco had worn a red dress, I felt like I’d been at the Globes after all. In retrospect, maybe I should have realized it when they handed out the award for Best Blowjob Scene, but let’s be honest – no one in Hollywood cares about those stupid little statues.”

“I’d be crucified for saying this on the record, but it’s all about sex anyway,” said the actor. “The only difference is the quality of the fabric and the photography.”

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“It’s all about sex anyway,” said the actor who insisted on anonymity. “The only difference is the quality of the fabric and the photography.”

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