Kamala Harris wants to hear your healthcare story

Kamala Harris and Willie Brown share their healthcare stories.

Senator Kamala Harris (D-California) is running for president and she wants you to tell your healthcare story. Together we can make healthcare a right. Here’s my story:

I am not a bum.

I once had healthcare and the love of a beautiful president. Now I only have two things. My friends and my bicycle.

My story? Okay.

It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember those days in Mississippi, but then I found out the horrible truth that I was white after tapping my feet to an easy listening tune instead of the low-down blues.

So I decided to move to St. Louis. Mama told me, ‘Lord loves a workin’ man; don’t trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.’ I got a job pumping gas, but I still didn’t have healthcare.

I invented the Opti-Grab, a combination handle and nose-brace for eyeglasses and that’s when a crazed sniper tried to kill me so I joined a traveling carnival where I discovered my true gender thanks to a two-spirit stunt rider.

But I still didn’t have healthcare until the Opti-Grab really took off and Obamacare became law.

Suddenly I was suddenly a member of the 1% and could afford the Platinum Plan.

But I forgot my mama’s advice and voted for whitey.

Now I’m just a white jerk again in Temecula without healthcare.

Please save me, Kamala.


Navin Johnson, Temecula, CA

Author: Huey P. Newsom

Huey P. "Navin" Newsom was born a poor black child who reported illegal immigrants to ICE before he wised up and invented the Sanctuary City. Today, Navin is the governor-in-waiting of California. As the leader of the Democratic Socialists for Self Defense, he plans to wall off the city of Oakland to protect undocumented immigrants from Darrell Steinberg's secret Nazi police force.

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