A technician wheels Kamala Harris (D-San Francisco) out for her interview. “Would you like me to turn her on now?”
We’re inside a secret factory that manufactures hyper-realistic Leftist politicians set to be sold worldwide. The technician says it’s “the inevitable trend of the future.”
Ms. Harris, a Senator from California and the leading contender for the Democratic presidential nomination in 2020, is back at the factory for a slight upgrade.
Six months into the presidency of Donald Trump, Republicans are flailing and Democrats are desperately hoping Harris is the candidate to lead them.
“Her public speaking profile was a bit too strident,” says the technician, “so the DNC wanted us to take it down a notch. The current models need to come back to the factory for reprogramming, but soon we’ll be able to do that over the Internet.”
The dolls are the brainchild of cyborg developer Dr. Sergi Santos, a scientist working in Barcelona who has contracted with a Chinese sex doll and robotics factory to make the candidates.
They’re almost ready to be shipped to electoral districts all over the world – from London to San Francisco. As the next generation of political robots go into production, The SacBrie can exclusively reveal pictures from inside the factory where Dr. Santos’ “human-like” androids will be given their talking points.
Fascinating pictures show the “polymer composite” bodies and “lightweight alloy” skeletons being constructed into human form. The dolls are hung on racks and packaged before their heads, which are meticulously carved and painted with compassionate socialist facial expressions, are attached.
The technician boasts that no detail is spared to produce political robots that resemble a “real life human who cares.” He flips Kamala’s switch. “You can ask her any question you want.”