During the nationwide April 15 “Tax March,” national socialist protesters accusing President Trump of being a Communist clashed with soviet socialists accusing Trump of being a Nazi. Predictably, the day ended with socialists trying to beat the shit out of each other.
The highlight of New York City’s event featured soviet socialist comedian Sarah Silverman dressed as Adolf Hitler. “Show us your f*cking taxes, you emotional child,” the 46-year-old comedian screamed to the delight of the crowd. “You like being a superficial bully? Here’s one for you: Hitler was a 10, you’re a three at best.”
Exit polls conducted after the NYC rally revealed that 97 percent of protesters had “no f*cking idea” what Silverman meant. The remaining three percent were split 50-50: either Trump was Hitler, or Silverman was Hitler and Trump was the uber-communist Josef Stalin.
To the south, in Washington, DC, protesters accused Trump of being a Communist.
Despite widespread confusion about whether Trump is a Commie or a Nazi, there is no confusion that actual Communists organized the tax day protests. Front groups like People’s Action, Democracy Spring, and People for the American Way were joined by the Revolutionary Communist Party in cities across the country.
“Normalization of the radical reactionary right in this country is the accommodation of and collaboration with actual fascists,” warned revolutionary soviet socialists as they prepared to mix it up with revolutionary national socialists.
In a stunning and deeply weird plea for peace, the great-great-grandson of Adolf Hitler dressed up as Adolf Hitler and gave a press conference from Portland, Oregon.
“Donald Trump is not my president, either,” he said to reporters. “All socialists fundamentally agree that taxes are crucial for the state, and that the state gives power to the workers. On this Tax Day 2017, socialists should unify around the common cause that taxes are the highest form of patriotism.”
The riots seem to have started when the younger Hitler tweeted: “Let us unite around der echte Sozialismus, real socialism.”