Could Sacramento fall to Nazis in furry animal outfits? That question is the subject of intense debate in the California Legislature as Communists in Denver fight for their lives.
Elements of the fascist Furry Raiders’ 6th Army, reinforced by tanks of the 4th, have encircled the Mile High City, which is gripped by the worst winter in recent memory.
Raiders under the command of a furry named Foxler are already posing for celebratory photos, but fierce fighting is still taking place from hotel to hotel. The outcome of the battle is in question, although 28th Army of the Rocky Mountain Fur Communists has abandoned its positions inside the burned out shell of the Crowne Plaza.
Meanwhile, Raider units with Army Group South have taken the vital oil fields in Oklahoma.
Most concerning to readers of The Brie is news that fascist furries of Army Group West are moving to seize silicon reserves in the Bay Area. The Sacramento metro area is under curfew, and fabric stores are completely sold out of black curtain material. Seen from the air at night, Northern California looks like North Korea.
California Gov. Jerry Brown has mobilized the state’s 57th Army, and hopes to break through to embattled Rocky Mountain forces in the spring.